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Q:Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A:No.
Q:Did you check for blood pressure?
A:No.
Q:Did you check for breathing?
A:No.
Q:So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A:No.
Q:How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A:Because his brain was sitting on my desk, in a jar.
Q:But could the patient have still been alive, never the less?
A:Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.
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